The plastic bubble plan
I laughed many years ago when Seinfeld had the Bubble show. Since then I’ve seen that concept on other shows like Family Guy. Although this has been primarily presented in a comedic setting, I want to change that and become the Bubble girl.
My office is now officially a contamination zone. I have seen the movie Doomsday, so I know exactly what is going to happen has this cold or flu virus spreads around. I am the only person in my department who hasn’t started to feel the symptoms. I cross my fingers I don’t get it – it’s a mean one.
I am instating the perfect plan to save myself; a will build a bubble that will keep all the germs out. All I have to do is measure the width of the hallway, and the width of the bathroom door, and I should be all set. It’s a fail-proof plan!
Or maybe it’s too late – this could all be delusions from high fever. I can’t say for sure, although a highly doubt at this point that I have escaped the germs… the bubble plan has been conceived a little too late.
